White Lace and Panic: A Spoofbook on Weddings


So he popped the question, and she said, "It's about frikkin' time!" White Lace and Panic takes it from there, featuring everything from a bride's planning timetable ("Nine to twelve years in advance: get engaged") to tips for finding the perfect wedding dress ("Pay attention to price tags, and try not to laugh hysterically"), unique gift registry suggestions (liquor stores, casinos), overly clever guest book ideas, and so much more. Boldly go where Martha Stewart wouldn't be caught dead…and all for just 99 cents.